I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”
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Your future spouse is currently walking around making memories that they’ll tell you about one day.
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You gotta lay on her titties and feel her heart beating for you.
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she guessed my favorite color first try..
but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now.
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Apartment hacks masterpost
Kitchen
- How to clean up kitchen (particularly the sink, burnt pots and small aplliances)
- How to take care of kitchen stuff so that it lives longer
- 10 commandments of a clutter-free kitchen
- Organizing kitchen mini masterpost
- 5 things to do in the kitchen before you go to bed
- What is soapy bowl and why it’s awesome
- How to organize your fridge (also here, here and here)
- Thins you should know about your fridge
- Adding more storage space in a tiny kitchen
Cleaning
- Lots of cleaning tutorials and tips. And some more
- How to clean up pantry
- How to make your house look cleaner than it really is
- How to wash pillows
- Cleaning the bathroom
- How to clean the nastiest places (and get rid of bad smells, etc.)
- Floor-to-celling guide to spring cleaning
- Recaulking your bathtub
- Cleaning grout
- How to dispose of toxic waste
- Cleaning the medicine cabinet
- How to make chores more fun
- You mustn’t skip these chores, but you can delay these if you’re busy
- Easily forgotten things that you should clean/replace
- Why you need a catch-up day
- Small cleaning tasks to do in under 15 minutes (also here)
Looking for a flat/moving
- First apartment checklist
- Where too look during an apartment hunt (and some more tips)
- Negotiate these things with your landlord
- What to do first in a new place
- What do clean before moving out
- How not to get crazy during moving flats
- How to downgrade to a smaller place
Organisation, storage
- 10 habits for better home organisation
- How to store off-season items
- 10 storage ideas for small spaces (more here)
- Storage secret weapons
- How to organise your closet
- Things to do before twice-yearly closet switchout
- How to store and maintain your sweaters
Decluttering
- Why it feels great
- How to get rid of clutter
- How to declutter (not only a flat)
- What needs to be thrown away from your flat
- How to let go of the things you no longer need
- Things you own too many of; you can throw away these too
- Decuttering the bathroom
- Decluterring masterpost
Decorating
- Projects for every room in your home/flat
- Add style to your home
- DIY decorating ideas
- How to use negative space
- 4 common decorating mistakes and how to avoid them
- Questions to ask yourself before buying something new
- How to choose furniture that’ll be easier to clean
Season-specific tips
Green thumb 101
Living alone / Sharing a flat
- How not to be lonely when living alone
- 12 things you can only do when home alone
- What you learn by living alone
- Things you learn while sharing a flat
- What to pack when leaving for a dorm
- How to seamlessly share a kitchen (or a flat in general)
- Safety issues to discuss with flatmates
- Benefits of living with strangers
And also how to turn a house into a home
Is this a call out post?
no, you dingus, it’s a reference post. also, stop putting your trash on the counter instead of in the bin.
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men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath
or when they write me a check for $100,000
All 3
Appreciate men
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This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
“I’m getting back in line.”
OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!
THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY
BLESS ME PATRICK
PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU
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instead of sending me nudes you can send me
- pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
- pics of you smiling with ur mom
- pics of plants
- pics of ur dog
- pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower
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me as a defence attorney: [mouthing ‘girl this is bullshit’ to the judge as the prosecutor talks]
judge: [shaking her head and mouthing ‘I know baby’]
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“classic literature isn’t relatable” what about the time jay fucking gatsby nearly fell down his own staircase because his crush looked at him
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